Thursday, September 18, 2008
New Toy Pickups!
Yesterday, my bro, my son, and I went to the True Sale sort of late around 6pm. Not much there but some crap in some large bins. Instead, I got some toys from KidRobot, one from the Simpsons collection and the other from the new Dunny 5 Series. Oh yes!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Compliment or Insult?
Every Saturday, I work-out at the Presidio YMCA for about an hour or so. While I work-out, Isaiah stays at Childwatch. Childwatch is a program where YMCA staff will watch your child while you work out for a low fee.
Today while I went into YMCA Childwatch to drop off Isaiah, this young lady, probably a teenager, asks me an odd question.
YMCA staff: Are you his big sister?
Me: No, I'm his mom.
My brother and I looked each other weird, like what the hell. This is the second time someone has asked me a question like that.
Now I'm not sure whether to take this as a compliment or an insult. What do you think?
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Pro Tools Mania!
There’s never been a better time to get that Pro Tools LE® system you’ve been lusting after. On September 13, 2008, participating Digidesign® dealers across the country will open their doors for a special one-day-only event — Pro Tools® Mania.
Come join the party and take advantage of special offers on Pro Tools LE systems. Be one of the first 20 people per store to purchase an Mbox® 2 Pro, Mbox® 2 Pro Factory, 003® Rack, 003® Rack Factory, or 003® Factory and you’ll snag a copy of Transfuser™ — Digidesign’s crazy, tweaky new loop creating virtual instrument — for free! Plus, you’ll have a chance to win an ultra-cool studio prize package worth over $3,000, get free stuff, meet local Digidesign sales reps (at select dealers), learn new things, get help, and more.
For a list of participating dealers or for more information, please visit the Pro Tools Mania page.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Alert: New Incoming MySpace Message!
Don't you just love to see that MySpace message alert once you log onto MySpace? Especially those messages from random people that you don't really know. Some stranger actually took the time to browse through profiles and send messages. What can I say, I may do the same too from time to time.
Sometimes the messages can nice, sweet even. Other messages are just downright disturbing, which I always ignore and never respond to. Well, today I encountered some other sort of MySpace message.
This morning when I logged onto MySpace, I received a message around 4am from this guy apparently named J Rock. Of course at 4am, I was knocked out in bed, but he had the time to actually browse and probably send messages to all the girls he thought was cute.
Here is how the messaging went. I'll put it in the form of a conversation, so this should be easier to follow and read.
---Start of conversation
J Rock: now i know you need some d***... so holla
Me: Oh really now...How can you tell if I need some dick or not? Seems like you need some p**** instead.
J Rock: What up, I bet yours is good cuz your fine. Just tell me something sexy.
Me: Haha...thanks, but i'm cool.
J Rock: mmm ok you do seem kinda cool and im cool also so we have something in common already my sister says we would look good together. So how bad do you need it?
Me: Haha, oh yeah the fact that we're cool, right? I don't need it that bad.
J Rock: Yes your cool but im a little bit cooler. ha ha j/k. I can tell you need it bad because of the way you wear your hair. Your going to be my m.i.l.f.
Me: The way i wear my hair? wow didn't know that could show if someone wanted sex or not. I must be giving all the wrong signs then. But i'm cool, not trying to be your m.i.l.f.
J Rock: No it subconscious stuff you need a trained eye to spot it. Do you know what milf stands for?
Me: A trained eye huh? Well you better look again, because I think you're missing something, you're quite not there yet. I know what milf stands for, unless you have some other definition that you'd like to share.
J Rock: Ok what does it stand for?
Me: Well any one who has watched American Pie knows what it stands for. Of course, people always have other definitions.
J Rock: Mmm your hot. What do you think bout this? Me, you, soome candles, and some sented oils... just a night all to our selfves. ha ha
Me: Haha, thanks...but i'm cool.
J Rock: I understand we should not do it but it would be fun however. it would need to be just our little secret from the world. you would look so beautiful by the candle light. your hair bounceing free and wild. a look of pure joy on your face as i give you what youve been asking me for over and over. harder and harder till we reach the peak of happiness together mmmmmmm. we make eachother so happy... ha ha
Me: Haha, you must have this all planned out..."peak of happiness"? ok, nice word choice. Thing is that I haven't been asking for that...
J Rock: Well thank you. What color do you think of when your happy?
Me: (Now that was a weird question) I haven't really thought of a color when i'm happy. If I do, I probably don't realize it...so I wouldn't know.
J Rock: I know you have a nice girl down deep inside you some place. you need to let her out she wants to cum out and be fun and friendly. You remind me of my little sister thats all.
Me: I'm nice as it is...fun and friendly? I'm too tired most of the time and i'm trying to be friendly as I can be already. I guess I'll take that as a compliment.
J Rock: Ok im going to do the motorboat to you... did you see wedding crashers? I bet you have cute cleveage.
Me: Yeah i've seen wedding crashers...cute cleavage huh, don't know where you got that from.
J Rock: Y u so mean girl, im a man your a women this is natural. Sit on my lap you good lookin creature.
Me: Not mean, just telling the truth. Haha, you called me a creature...now who's being mean.
J Rock: We're all creatures women, you and me just happen to be good looking ones so... we have to get together. So tell me a secret.
Me: Haha, that's silly...hmm...don't have too many secrets, I'm a pretty open person.
J Rock: I want your p**** woman.
Me: Well you're not going to get it, man!
J Rock: No i meant your cat... you know like at home your pet, four legs. i dont know what your talking about. What did you think?
Me: Well i don't have a cat and you wouldn't know unless you asked...So of course you meant something else.
J Rock: Mmmmm no..... you would at least have to take me out to dinner first. ha ha. The least you could do is add me as a friend for a start.
Me: Take you to dinner? I'm not rich, i live off of cooking and buying groceries. Adding you as a friend huh? Do i really want more myspace friends? Hmm...
J Rock: So whats cookin good lookin??
Me: Haha, i don't have anything cooking right now.
J Rock: Something is cooking right now though you know.
Me: Really, i had no idea...
J Rock: Between me and you.
Me: Oh really now? I don't think anything is cooking between me and you. There's no fire.
J Rock: Let's make a small fire.
Me: Like i said i'm cool...not trying to be burned.
J Rock: Yesterday some clown pushed my sister down. I walked right up and cracked him in the face. It was so good.
Me: (Okay, that was random) That's just wrong...well that's good.
J Rock: ok blow me a kiss.
Me: No, I'm okay.
J Rock: Don't be shy.
Me: Not being shy, just don't want to.
J Rock: Ok, so let's add each other then.
Me: Now why would we want to do that?
J Rock: Just being friends can't hurt girl.
---End of Conversation
Then, he sent me a friend request. Now this is J Rock. Should I approve, deny, or report him as spam?
Sometimes the messages can nice, sweet even. Other messages are just downright disturbing, which I always ignore and never respond to. Well, today I encountered some other sort of MySpace message.
This morning when I logged onto MySpace, I received a message around 4am from this guy apparently named J Rock. Of course at 4am, I was knocked out in bed, but he had the time to actually browse and probably send messages to all the girls he thought was cute.
Here is how the messaging went. I'll put it in the form of a conversation, so this should be easier to follow and read.
---Start of conversation
J Rock: now i know you need some d***... so holla
Me: Oh really now...How can you tell if I need some dick or not? Seems like you need some p**** instead.
J Rock: What up, I bet yours is good cuz your fine. Just tell me something sexy.
Me: Haha...thanks, but i'm cool.
J Rock: mmm ok you do seem kinda cool and im cool also so we have something in common already my sister says we would look good together. So how bad do you need it?
Me: Haha, oh yeah the fact that we're cool, right? I don't need it that bad.
J Rock: Yes your cool but im a little bit cooler. ha ha j/k. I can tell you need it bad because of the way you wear your hair. Your going to be my m.i.l.f.
Me: The way i wear my hair? wow didn't know that could show if someone wanted sex or not. I must be giving all the wrong signs then. But i'm cool, not trying to be your m.i.l.f.
J Rock: No it subconscious stuff you need a trained eye to spot it. Do you know what milf stands for?
Me: A trained eye huh? Well you better look again, because I think you're missing something, you're quite not there yet. I know what milf stands for, unless you have some other definition that you'd like to share.
J Rock: Ok what does it stand for?
Me: Well any one who has watched American Pie knows what it stands for. Of course, people always have other definitions.
J Rock: Mmm your hot. What do you think bout this? Me, you, soome candles, and some sented oils... just a night all to our selfves. ha ha
Me: Haha, thanks...but i'm cool.
J Rock: I understand we should not do it but it would be fun however. it would need to be just our little secret from the world. you would look so beautiful by the candle light. your hair bounceing free and wild. a look of pure joy on your face as i give you what youve been asking me for over and over. harder and harder till we reach the peak of happiness together mmmmmmm. we make eachother so happy... ha ha
Me: Haha, you must have this all planned out..."peak of happiness"? ok, nice word choice. Thing is that I haven't been asking for that...
J Rock: Well thank you. What color do you think of when your happy?
Me: (Now that was a weird question) I haven't really thought of a color when i'm happy. If I do, I probably don't realize it...so I wouldn't know.
J Rock: I know you have a nice girl down deep inside you some place. you need to let her out she wants to cum out and be fun and friendly. You remind me of my little sister thats all.
Me: I'm nice as it is...fun and friendly? I'm too tired most of the time and i'm trying to be friendly as I can be already. I guess I'll take that as a compliment.
J Rock: Ok im going to do the motorboat to you... did you see wedding crashers? I bet you have cute cleveage.
Me: Yeah i've seen wedding crashers...cute cleavage huh, don't know where you got that from.
J Rock: Y u so mean girl, im a man your a women this is natural. Sit on my lap you good lookin creature.
Me: Not mean, just telling the truth. Haha, you called me a creature...now who's being mean.
J Rock: We're all creatures women, you and me just happen to be good looking ones so... we have to get together. So tell me a secret.
Me: Haha, that's silly...hmm...don't have too many secrets, I'm a pretty open person.
J Rock: I want your p**** woman.
Me: Well you're not going to get it, man!
J Rock: No i meant your cat... you know like at home your pet, four legs. i dont know what your talking about. What did you think?
Me: Well i don't have a cat and you wouldn't know unless you asked...So of course you meant something else.
J Rock: Mmmmm no..... you would at least have to take me out to dinner first. ha ha. The least you could do is add me as a friend for a start.
Me: Take you to dinner? I'm not rich, i live off of cooking and buying groceries. Adding you as a friend huh? Do i really want more myspace friends? Hmm...
J Rock: So whats cookin good lookin??
Me: Haha, i don't have anything cooking right now.
J Rock: Something is cooking right now though you know.
Me: Really, i had no idea...
J Rock: Between me and you.
Me: Oh really now? I don't think anything is cooking between me and you. There's no fire.
J Rock: Let's make a small fire.
Me: Like i said i'm cool...not trying to be burned.
J Rock: Yesterday some clown pushed my sister down. I walked right up and cracked him in the face. It was so good.
Me: (Okay, that was random) That's just wrong...well that's good.
J Rock: ok blow me a kiss.
Me: No, I'm okay.
J Rock: Don't be shy.
Me: Not being shy, just don't want to.
J Rock: Ok, so let's add each other then.
Me: Now why would we want to do that?
J Rock: Just being friends can't hurt girl.
---End of Conversation
Then, he sent me a friend request. Now this is J Rock. Should I approve, deny, or report him as spam?
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